imagine avril lavigne as a mom
“hey hey you you i dont like your boyfriend”
“but mom!”
“no way no way youre never gonna see him”
“MOM”
“HEY HEY YOU YOU YOURE FUCKING GROUNDED”
(via palehale)
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having a crush is like having that little piece of rock stuck in your shoe and you stop walking and shake it out and you’re pretty sure it’s gone but then a half hour later you feel it under your toe and you’re like oh no
(Source: emotionallycorn, via palehale)
| im single by choice | |
| just not my choice |
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
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My reaction when an adult curses
When I was a kid:
Now:
The Cure for Duck Face Photos is to Photoshop Spaghetti onto Them
You look sooooo cute but OMG carbs.
(Source: facebook.com)
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(Source: memewhore, via tastefullyoffensive)
When someone says something bad about me
In high school:
Now:
